10 Things about Rakhi ka swayamvar

1. The only thing real in this reality show was Elesh's stomach and Rakhi's tattoos (arm and abdomen).
2. The shortest fairy tale was also created - Two Princes by the name of Manas n Chittiz came riding on horse and asked Rakhi to marry them, she said no to both, they lived happily ever after.
3. Rakhi sawant is 30 years old and a virgin.
4. She agreed for 3 item songs in see-through bikinis for the parivar, as dowry.
5. She does not like to be touched, nope, not at all.
6. Rakhi sawant is extremely well cultured and she never uses hindi cuss words.
7. She succeeded in looking more beautiful than Aishwarya rai.
8. In the original format, the audience vote was to fully decide who Rakhi's husband would be.
There was another idea doing the rounds, that Lord Jesus was to appear when she asks Lord for help and tell Rakhi who she should marry. Farah khan threatened to sue NDTV, on the grounds of lifting her ingenious and groundbreaking idea, she had used in Om Shanti Om.
9. Application for swayamvar 2 are now open, less than an year for the 1st marriage to end, Rakhi is miffed, "What? an YEAR? Cant it be a month? better still, a night?"
10. With the section 377 now revoked, NDTV is keen on Karan Johar ka swayamvar instead of Rakhi part 2. Bobby darling(subject to sex determination test) tipped front-runner.